The Mystery Of The Miraculous Letter

Yesterday, in what will seem like a miracle to most of the Indians, Mamata Banerjee supported an idea of Congress! Can you believe it? She now backs Pranab Mukherjee as the president of India. This miraculous event occurred after Pranab sent a letter to Mamata. Now, it got us all wondering what was in that mysterious letter which changed Mamata’s mind. In our opinion the letter would have been something like this.

"My dearest Mamata,
Hi, hope your liabilities are none and assets are fine as always. I am writing this letter to make you realize that we both are not very different. Our objective is the same, screw India and I have been committed to this object ever since I took the oath as a minister. If I become the president of India, imagine the ways in which we can screw the nation together. Just like that night I screwed into you, believe me sweet heart, the positions will be far more innovative this time. And hey, I need my Kamasutra book back. I have a date with Mayawati next week.

And dear, i have supported you throughout na? When you removed Dinesh Trivedi from post, refuted against FDI and also all your allegations towards CPI (m), when they drew cartoons, spoke freely, sneezed, breathed. Hence all I wish to ask is, why this kolaveri “DIDI”??

 I promise, with the help of our Mother and his Puppet, we’ll screw India like no one ever has. Not even BJP which I affectionately call the "Blow Job Party". If you want India as screwed up as Bengal is right now, please support me. If not for our cause then our love, our child. Well mine or Manmohan’s. That was an awesome threesome!

Love,
Pranab Mukherjee, 
(I knew that you wouldn't be interested in this B.S so I have also sent Rs.150 crore to your office. Just support me bitch!)"

To those who have finally returned from your restrooms after puking because of the harrowing mental images we created for you; YOUR WELCOME. Kapil Sir, for a change we decided to spare you and keep you out of this post. He must be busy screwing up the internet for us ( We are sure that he tried to right-click and try delete the Internet Explorer )