Touch Me Not? Seriously?

My daily schedule is something like this : Brush; Shit; Bath (alternative weeks); Leave for college; Abuse rickshaw walas, Keep abusing.....

Mumbaikars feeling towards the rick walas is not so bad its just like America’s feeling towards Iraq! The acrimony increased when the rates of the minimum fare was raised from Rs 9 to Rs.11 and then to Rs.12. Now a word is around that the price is going to touch Rs.14. To those who don’t know, the rumor is true. 

I did a detail research on the particular topic. Full of insightful discussions and debates with the bhaiyas, who don’t know the meaning of these words! And after days of rickshaw travels, spending almost all my pocket money in the process, and hours of talks, I came to a conclusion that, rickshaw walas are one group of bizarre people. They can go just on and on! Although that did play to my benefit. I made two of them confess that all rick walas rig their meters. So ironically, the "touch me not" meters are not just touched, but fucked by the rick walas! Maybe that’s precisely why, the government of India has given orders to change the old black meters with the new electronic ones.  Now you don’t need your phone to see the fare during the night.

The electronic meters cannot be rigged. So basically, even if the price rises to Rs.14 , it will be the same for mumbaikars. The government has outsmarted the bhaiyas. And they couldn’t do anything! Well, except overcrowding our city, multiplying the slum areas, stealing available employment, wriggling through the roads like cockroaches, showing their faces. But they have given us something valuable. Another abuse! So now if you want to abuse anyone, you have one more word- Abbbbeeeeeeee BhAiYaAAEee!!!!